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Joke of the Day
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes Literally"
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"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""
"[on a plane] Stewardess: ""Would you like a mint? It'll help your ears during takeoff"" Me: ""Sure, can I have two?"" *puts one in each ear*"
"I was talking to my ex and she got the wrong end of the stick. The end that had been sharpened to a fine point."
"When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail"
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."
"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."
"I need a draft folder for my mouth."
"What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf"
"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"