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Joke of the Day

"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes Literally"

"How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out..."

"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""

"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"

"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"

"Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook."

"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."

"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween."