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Joke of the Day

"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""

"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."

"If human smiths make tempered steel... do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?"

"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."

"Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks."

"I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2."

"What do you call an inspiring jerk session? A stroke of genius!"

"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."