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Joke of the Day
"I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2."
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"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"
"Why don't Germans play games with new players? Because they don't want to wreck Danubes."
"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."
"The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound."
"GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen."
"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."
"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"