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Joke of the Day
"I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2."
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"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"
"What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese? A paddy melt!!"
"In my office, I tried pushing the envelope... But it's still stationery."
"Neighbor: I need to run to the store. Can you watch the baby? Me (thinks of Daredevil cued up on Netflix): I am a registered sex offender"
"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"
"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"
"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."
"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."