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Joke of the Day
"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."
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"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."
"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."
"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."
"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"
"Use chemicals to remove polish, and no one blinks an eye... Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds."
"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."
"Went out with a blind girl last night A blind girl was jerking me off last night, and told me I had the biggest dick she's ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg."
"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."
"What do tofu and dildos have in common? They serve as makeshift substitutes for people who have forsaken meat."