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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks."
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"What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches? A glutton for punishment."
"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"
"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"
"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
"What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner? ""I ain't no chive, Turkey."""
"The most terrifying sentence in the world. ""I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."" -RR"