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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You probably never heard of it."

"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."

"TIL how to keep an idiot waiting I'll let you know tomorrow."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman whom you won't let see a picture of her you just took."

"The world is full of people who just need to hug a cactus."

"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."

"I gave a homeless guy some cheese today. I feel gouda 'bout it."

"Tired of my wife saying I have no feelings. Do I not cry if you turn off Football? Do I not pout when I can't find good porn? I have layers."

"Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States? Because they don't have a US Embassy."

"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."