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Joke of the Day
"If human smiths make tempered steel... do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?"
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"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"
"My grandfather's holocaust stories aren't half as depressing as the contestant interview segment on Jeopardy."
"What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!"
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz"
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
"*Kanye West's dating show* 10 women stand in front of me and I only have 9 roses. BUT WAIT... They're all for me *Kanye wins dating show*"
"What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7? I'm not scared when the bull charges"
"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"
"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."