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Joke of the Day
"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."
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"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"
"Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out. Laptop: Please update Adobe."
"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker... ...so I told her to roll them tighter."
"Nick Clegg I just found out he was a politician! I thought Nick Clegg was just what you do to stop Oscar Pistorius from getting away."
"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."
"We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly."
"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"
"Dead baby joke What the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"