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Joke of the Day
"Take a trip to Japan and wash away your worries!"
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"My wife's friend's baby always cries when her mom leaves the room. My son just laughs at her. Proud father of a douchebag."
"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."
"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."
"'Noah' plot hole: THE FOOD CHAIN."
"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."
"What does the rest of the colony call an old ant? An antique."
"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."