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Joke of the Day

"Take a trip to Japan and wash away your worries!"

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"

"What concert cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""

"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"

"You know how they say ""Good guys finish last""? Maybe thats why my mistress has never had an orgasm..."

"In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale."

"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"

"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"

"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"