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Joke of the Day
"What does the rest of the colony call an old ant? An antique."
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"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."
"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit."
"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"
"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."
"Waiter: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: Did you laminate these yourself?"
"What's a sucker's favorite drink? Punch"
"Why couldn't people find Joseph? He was Haydn!"
"Why did the stand-up comedian get such bad reviews? He was sitting."