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Joke of the Day
"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."
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"Roadside sign holders are secretly geniuses because they get paid to do something a pole does for nothing."
"What's the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing"
"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar They get shitfaced"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it!"
"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""
"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"
"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."
"Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.."
"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"