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Joke of the Day
"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
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"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"
"Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted ""Hijack!"" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back ""Hi John!"""
"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for an innuendo... ..So he gave her one."
"What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away? Da rude sandstorm"
"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."
"Speaking from experience, No More Tears shampoo does not work as advertised if you drop the bottle on a baby's face."
"[standing at the hospital nursery window with other new parents] ME: this zoo is terrible"
"I am so smart and good at arguments.. I am so smart and good at arguments, that in the end I end up beating myself!"