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Joke of the Day

"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."

"Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? Cuz I wouldn't hit that."

"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."

"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"

"I'm always sad when I see a homeless person or someone with a Blackberry."

"I decided to write a joke about restraining orders. This is the closest I could get."

"i'll have a burg please [waiter looks confused] a burg. a meat frisbee. a seared bovine disc. a hamburger sandwich. a bunned beefling my man"

"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."