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Joke of the Day

"What rabbit wears on his back while flying? Eagle"

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."

"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny"

"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."

"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."

"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."