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Joke of the Day
"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."
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"Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt."
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"Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" -every trip to the zoo, ever"
"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"
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