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Joke of the Day

"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."

"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"

"What's the difference between prostitutes and onions? I cry when I cut onions"

"I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"

"My wife accused me of fogging up our bathroom mirror But I really can't see myself doing that."

"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."

"Doing United States puzzle with 7 when he tells me that ""Alabama should be called Mr. Sippi since it's next to Mrs. Sippi."""

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this."