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Joke of the Day
"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"
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"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "
"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."
"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"
"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"
"In Ancient Days, Newscasters Kept You Updated On The Latest News Happening Flat The World."
"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth?"
"Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!"