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Joke of the Day

"[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny"

"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."

"Is the bakery hiring? Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by."

"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."

"The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral"

"How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny"

"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America."

"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."

"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"