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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"

"TIL, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones Whooooops... Wrong sub( )"

"It is well known..."

"To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry."

"Dress to impress A buddy wanted to improve his relationship with his mother-in-law by ordering her a nice dress from France. Unfortunately, she woke up while he was measuring her with a ruler.."

"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."

"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."

"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."

"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."