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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"

"DEMON: [roars] KNEEL, MORTALIT IS I, BAELROTH THE SPOON-HIDER ME: omg what're u gonna do to me? DEMON: werewere you not listening just now"

"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."

"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted"

"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."

"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"

"Why did the chicken dance with a fig? It couldn't get a date."