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Joke of the Day

"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."

"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"

"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"

"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."

"The four food groups: Fast Frozen Instant and Chocolate."

"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"