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Joke of the Day

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."

"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."

"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."

"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"

"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off."

"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."

"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"

". No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart."