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Joke of the Day

"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."

"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."

"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Did you hear about the pedophile that never could win a race? He was always coming in a little behind."

"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."

"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"

"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""

"When everyone around you has their phone out... I guess you could say... you're in a phony world... I am so sorry guys."