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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken dance with a fig? It couldn't get a date."
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"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."
"What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full? Optimist Prime"
"Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it's too soon."
"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."
"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"
"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."
"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"
"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
"If the main character of ""The Walking Dead "" spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?"