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Joke of the Day
"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"
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"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."
"What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants? a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO"
"Girl likes 'boys with accents <333' on Facebook. I charge at her. ""HELLOUGH!! I AM HELMUT, FROM RUSSIA. I WORK AS STRANGLER AT MEAT FACTORY"""
"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""
"BestBuy guy: ""Do you have a 'first-generation' iPod?"" Me: ""I guess so. It came on a boat from China. It doesn't have an accent or anything."""
"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."
"Seal walks into a club ..."
"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"
"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"