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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"
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"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."
"me: maybe those nazi salutes... we're just them reaching for the stars... McDonald's manager: this is the fastest I've ever fired someone"
"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"
"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"
"Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash."
"What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars."
"Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?"
"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""
"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."