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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."

"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."

"Someone told me I was ""good people"" and I replied ""OMG you can hear them too?"""

"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"

"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."

"My mum said I couldn't go out past 12. My teenage years are going to be very lonely."

"I want ""Wake me if anything cool happens"" on my tombstone."

"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."