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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."
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"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."
"Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires? When they go flat they go ""wop wop wop!"""
"Have u heard of the guy with diarrea I hear he has the shits for you"
"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""
"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."
"I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me."
"The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking."