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Joke of the Day

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."

"""Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"" is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare."

"My mum at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mum in the morning: Wake the fuck up you lazy piece of shit."

"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."

"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"

"Are you a cat person or a person person?"

"Jimmy the NASCAR driver liked to masturbate during the race. He always came first, but finished last."

"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."

"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"