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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a terrorist from Paris? A Paririst"
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"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"
"In current news: US: Stop that Middle East: Stop what? US: That Middle East: This? US: Yes that Middle East: This? America: OMG STAAAHP"
"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His condom fit like a glove."
"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."
"I like my sex just like my wifi.. I like my sex just like my wifi, slow and unprotected."
"Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. ""Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?"" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!"
"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."