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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell-if-I-know"

"Women often claim that men are 'only after one thing'. Nonsense. They have mouths and arseholes too."

"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."

"What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical? Rent."

"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""

"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."

"Why was the communist arrested? He was caught red handed."

"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""

"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."