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Joke of the Day

"Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing-yourself-doesnt-always-work.html"

"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."

"I love Comcast. Jokes over."

"Where does Q come before P? In front of a busy urinal."

"I have a life besides Twitter. Like this one time that I take a walk into the woods but then realize there was no wifi & I began to panic."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous."

"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"

"Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it... But those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it! **Credits to Rob Denbleyker of Cyanide & Happiness**"

"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"