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Joke of the Day
"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."
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"That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in."
"Donald Trump..."
"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"
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"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."