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Joke of the Day
"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."
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"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""
"Back when I was a kid we stared at the wall when we took a shit and we liked it!"
"What days are strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days."
"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
"What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!"
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
"It's 3000 AD. Everything is fleek. President Updog has dissolved congress. Women make 700x what men do. I'm still writing 2014 on my checks."