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Joke of the Day
"Where does Q come before P? In front of a busy urinal."
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"How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb."
"I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."
"If you're in college, what do you do when your flatmate has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub? ...throw in your dirty laundry."
"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."
"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"
"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."
"Why did the vacuum get a raise? Because it sucked at its job."
"Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled.."