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Joke of the Day
"I love Comcast. Jokes over."
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"How do you make someone Holy? You beat the hell out of them."
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"
"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """
"ME: Do we have Bacon Bits? WIFE: Fridge. Why? ME: *filling pockets* No reason *dog park* PERSON: Sorry. He's normally behaved ME: No prob"
"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."
"Sex so good you see dead people."
"I haven't jerked off in almost a month I guess you can say I haven't been feeling myself lately"
"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."
"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"