175967
Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."
Next Joke
"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."
"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."
"What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common? They all have frosted tips."
"Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... I always get Off."
"When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !"
"The ""Selfie"" sorority girls Gave there tickets to the less fortunate...I'm my book that makes them charitable women and not very selfie at all"
"What do Brooklyn and tight jeans have in common? Flatbush."