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Joke of the Day
"Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous."
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"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."
"What do you call a Psychic Compromise? A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing."
"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."
"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."
"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."
"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !"