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Joke of the Day

"Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it... But those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it! **Credits to Rob Denbleyker of Cyanide & Happiness**"

"Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dash."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... His name is Chaz."

"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."

"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."

"Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans? Because if they had one more, they would be 240."

"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."

"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."

"I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass."