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Joke of the Day
"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"
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"I see that your IQ test came back negative."
"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""
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"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
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