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Joke of the Day

"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"

"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"

"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer (I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)"

"A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired. His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal."

"the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves ""we should put him back together"""

"What does a priest get when he wants some pussy? Nun."

"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."

"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"