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Joke of the Day

"A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired. His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal."

"First rule to losing weight as a political world leader You only get out what you Putin."

"In my final years of education, I lost my virginity to my teacher I was home schooled"

"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""

"Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game? It's Hylian-ticipated"

"How to tell if you are gay 1. Have sex with another man 2. If you enjoyed it, you're gay 3. If you didn't, you're still gay"

"HR: You know why you're here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?"

"Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road? It was two tired."

"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"

"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"