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Joke of the Day
"What does a priest get when he wants some pussy? Nun."
Next Joke
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
"I was brought up as an only child. I enjoyed it, but it used to really piss off my sister."
"How do you piss off a gay guy? Fuck his boyfriend in the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains."
"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."
"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"
"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"
"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"