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Joke of the Day
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer (I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)"
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"There are two things in this world that I could look at forever... the left one and the right one."
"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."
"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."
"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"
"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"
"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."