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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil."
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"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."
"Me: ""You didn't tell me that."" Them: ""Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone."" Me (looks up): ""I'm sorry, what?"""
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."
"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."
"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."
"What do you call a cow that had an abortion.... Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now."
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"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."
"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"