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Joke of the Day

"Three guys walk in to a bar... The 4th one ducks"

"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""

"being a secretary must really suck."

"Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend."

"A quick joke that my friend thought up over dinner Why do sailors marry busty women? To forever see the seven C's"

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"

"I tried to contact Joan Rivers through my ouija board, and a message came back: ""If I wasn't already dead, your outfit would've killed me""."

"My friend Gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... I can't believe Gavisgon"

"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."