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Joke of the Day
"Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend."
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"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."
"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."
"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."
"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She forgot to wear a seatbelt."
"I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets."
"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."
"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."
"A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart ""All right,"" he said, ""take big breaths."" ""What?"" she said. ""Big breaths!"" ""Yeth!"" she said. ""And I'm only thixteen!"""