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Joke of the Day
"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""
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"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."
"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"
"Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die."
"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"
"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."
"You know who probably has a lot of money? Bill Cosby's drug dealer...."
"If you read stressed backward it's desserts...coincidence? :)"
"Apple profits have been going through the roof One might say... they're back in mac. *I'll see myself out.*"
"What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions? Askanazi Jews"