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Joke of the Day

"A quick joke that my friend thought up over dinner Why do sailors marry busty women? To forever see the seven C's"

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"

"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."

"What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer!"

"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"

"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"

"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"