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Joke of the Day

"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."

"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."

"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""

"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"

"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."

"I know this sucks to say, but I hate when I root for a reality show contestant all season, and then in like episode 9 they mention The Lord."

"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."

"What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars."

"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."

"I got a walk on part in a silent movie about mimes. I'm absolutely speechless."