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Joke of the Day

"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."

"Ugh I have to write an autobiography?? STORY OF MY LIFE."

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."

"me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice"

"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."

"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"

"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"

"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"

"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"