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Joke of the Day

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

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"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."
"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""
"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"
"How did Trump describe his trip to the bathroom? It was a movement like the world has never seen before."
"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"
"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
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