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Joke of the Day
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
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"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"
"What's the difference between a magician's wand and a nightstick? One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for stunning cunts."
"The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name? idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad"
"What do you call a whore's laughter? Ho hos"
"What country can't be hacked? Madagascar, because all their ports are closed."
"Wanted: 1 Psychic. You know who you are."
"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."
"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."
"Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police? Because he needed *arrest*!!!"