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Joke of the Day
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
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"What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place."
"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout"
"[breakfast table] Me: Who killed the entire box of Lucky Charms? 8: Not me 9: Not me CEREAL KILLER: Not me either"
"""Did you just fall?"" ""No. I attacked the floor."" ""Backwards?"" ""I'm freaking talented!"""
"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"
"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"
"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"
"Remember to crowd around the baggage carousel like it's armageddon and the bags are the last remaining food items on earth, you animals."