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Joke of the Day

"So I met a woman with 12 boobs... [NSFW] Oh, that joke needs a punchline doesn't tit."

"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."

"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."

"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"

"If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto."

"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"

"A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath ""Mom"" he asked, ""are these my brains?"" ""Not yet, son""."

"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"

"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."

"Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo? Because they already have Moscow."