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Joke of the Day

"So I met a woman with 12 boobs... [NSFW] Oh, that joke needs a punchline doesn't tit."

"Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings? They go to Jared."

"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."

"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I really don't like running the 400M dash."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."

"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."

"I didn't like Age of Ultron You don't even figure out how old he is."

"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."